He starts out by describing some friends that obviously suffer from very advanced cases of the disease. Then he offers some tips for "any sufferer on the brink of yet another G.A.S. attack." Here's just two:
1. Consider for a moment the karmic implications of owning all those guitars. Picture yourself dragging your ass through eternity with all those guitars strapped to your back. In hardshell cases, not gig bags.
5. Ask yourself: would I like to be thought of and remembered as a guitar player or as a guitar owner?
Of course, the problem is that I am such a lousy player, my only hope is to be remembered as a guitar owner...